And if you want to know read the full text see below (provided by Explain XKCD):
- Going through the flowchart, taking the leftmost path first, recursively. (Note there is no recursive loop, any loop is your mistake). See also Depth-first search.
- “Prior Date Range” is the range determined immediately before the question, carried over from the previous question.
- “Question Date Range” is the range each answer choice implies.
- “New Date Range” is the intersection of the Prior Date Range and the Question Date Range for each choice, and is the range determined by all questions hitherto answered.
| # | Question | Prior Date Range | Question Date Range | New Date Range |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Istanbul or Constantinople | Start here | Constantinople: 330 – 1928 | Constantinople: 330 – 1928 (Go to 2) |
| Neither: inconclusive | Neither: inconclusive (Go to 19) | |||
| Istanbul: 1928+ | Istanbul: 1928+ (Go to 51) | |||
| Note: the chart splits here into three divisions, each from a choice in question 1. The Neither Division will attempt to use other indicators to sort maps into one of the other two divisions or branches thereof; or, after 5 failures to find a country, conclude that the "map" in question is not a political map and proceed to find out what it is (the Not a Political Map Branch). The Constantinople and Istanbul Divisions are linear except where the Neither Division joins them as stated above. | ||||
| Constantinople Division | ||||
| 2 | Do any of these exist? | 330–1928 (from 1) | No: 1867- | No: 330–1867 (Go to 3) |
| Independent Canada | 1299–1922 (from 19 in the Neither Division) (from 24 in the Neither Division) | Yes: 1868+ | Yes: 1868–1928 (Go to 11) | |
| US Territory of Alaska | ||||
| Tokyo | ||||
| Holy Roman Empire Branch | ||||
| 3 | The Holy Roman Empire? | 330–1867 | Yes: 899–1806 | Yes: 899–1806 (Stated in comic as "1805 or earlier," since modern map-making was fuzzy as a concept prior) (Stop) |
| No: 899- or 1806+ | No: 330–899 or 1806–67 (Go to 4) | |||
| 4 | The United States? | 330–899 or 1806–67 | No: 1776- | No: 330–899 (Not stated in comic, since a map in this period is probably not in English, which violates a proviso of the comic) (Stop) |
| Yes: 1776+ | Yes: 1806–67 (Go to 5) | |||
| 5 | Texas is... | 1806–67 | Part of Mexico: 1718–1836 | Part of Mexico: 1806–36 (Go to 6) |
| Part of Mexico? | Independent: 1836–46 | Independent: 1836–46 (stated in comic as 1834–45 – a discrepancy) (Stop) | ||
| Independent? | Part of the US: 1846+ | Part of the US: 1846–67 (Go to 9) | ||
| Part of the US? | ||||
| 6 | Florida is part of... | 1806–36 | Spain: 1565–1763 or 1783–1821 | Spain: 1806–21 (Go to 7) |
| Spain? | The US: 1821+ | The US: 1821–36 (Go to 8) | ||
| The US? | ||||
| 7 | Paraguay? | 1806–21 | No: 1811- | No: 1806–11 (stated in comic as 1806–10) (Stop) |
| Yes: 1811+ | Yes: 1811–21 (stated in comic as 1811–17 – a discrepancy (see question 6)) (Stop) | |||
| 8 | Venezuela and/or Ecuador? | 1821–36 | No: 1830- | No: 1821–30 (stated in comic as 1818–29 – a discrepancy (see question 6)) (Stop) |
| Yes: 1830+ | Yes: 1830–36 (stated in comic as 1830–33 – a discrepancy (see question 5)) (Stop) | |||
| 9 | Does Russia border the Sea of Japan? | 1846–67 | No: 1858- | No: 1846–58 (Go to 10) |
| Yes: 1858+ | Yes: 1858–67 (Stop) | |||
| 10 | The US's southern border looks... | 1846–58 | Weird: 1854- | Weird: 1846–54 (stated in comic as 1846–53) (Stop) |
| Normal: 1854+ | Normal: 1854–58 (stated in comic as 1854–56 – a discrepancy (where is 1857?)) (Stop) | |||
| South Africa Branch | ||||
| 11 | South Africa? | 1868–1928 | No: 1910- | No: 1868–1910 (Go to 12) |
| Yes: 1910+ | Yes: 1910–28 (Go to 16) | |||
| 12 | Rhodesia? | 1868–1910 | No: 1895- | No: 1868–95 (Go to 13) |
| Yes: 1895+ | Yes: 1895–1910 (Go to 15) | |||
| 13 | Is Bolivia landlocked? | 1868–95 | No: 1825–84 | No: 1868–84 (Go to 14) |
| Yes: 1884+ | Yes: 1884–95 (Stop) | |||
| 14 | "Buda" and "Pest" or "Budapest"? | 1868–84 | Buda and Pest: 1247–1873 | Buda and Pest: 1868–73 (stated in comic as 1868–72) (Stop) |
| Budapest: 1873+ | Budapest: 1873–84 (stated in comic as 1873–83) (Stop) | |||
| 15 | Is Norway part of Sweden? | 1895–1910 | Yes: 1814–1905 | Yes: 1895–1905 (Stated in comic as 1896–1905) (Stop) |
| No: 1814- or 1905+ | No: 1905–10 (Stated in comic as 1906–09) (Stop) | |||
| 16 | Austria-Hungary? | 1910–28 | Yes: 1867–1918 | Yes: 1910–18 (Go to 17) |
| No: 1918+ | No: 1918–28 (Go to 18) | |||
| 17 | Albania? | 1910–18 | No: 1912- | No: 1910–12 (Stop) |
| Yes: 1912+ | Yes: 1912–18 (stated in comic as 1913–18) (Stop) | |||
| 18 | Leningrad? | 1918–28 | No: 1924- or 1991+ | No: 1918–24 (stated in comic as 1919–23) (Stop) |
| Yes: 1924–91 | Yes: 1924–28 (stated in comic as 1924–29) (Stop) | |||
| Neither Division | ||||
| 19 | Does the Ottoman Empire exist? | Inconclusive | Yes: 1299–1922 | Yes: 1299–1922 (Go to 2 in the Constantinople Division) |
| No: 1299- or 1922+ | No: 1299- or 1922+ (Go to 20) | |||
| 20 | The Soviet Union? | 1299- or 1922+ | Yes: 1922–91 | Yes: 1922–91 (Go to 21) |
| No: 1922- or 1991+ | No: 1299- or 1922 (November 1–December 28) or 1991+ (Go to 22) | |||
| 21 | Saudi Arabia? | 1922–91 | Yes: 1932+ | Yes: 1932–91 (Go to 52 in the Istanbul Division) |
| No: 1932- | No: 1922–32 (Stop) | |||
| 22 | North Korea? | 1299- or 1922 (November 1–December 28) or 1991+ | Yes: 1945+ | Yes: 1991+ (Go to 69 in the Istanbul Division) |
| No: 1945- | No: 1299- or 1922 (November 1–December 28) (Go to 23) | |||
| 23 | Saint Trimble's Island | 1299- or 1922 (November 1–December 28) | No: inconclusive | No: 1299- or 1922 (November 1–December 28) (Go to 24) |
| Yes: impossible | Yes: impossible (Stop) | |||
| 24 | Is Jan Mayen part of the kingdom of Norway? | 1299- or 1922 (November 1–December 28) | Not yet: prior to 1930 | Not yet: (Go to 2 in the Constantinople Division) |
| What?: Not a political map | What?: (Go to 25) | |||
| Yes: 1930+ | Yes: (Go to 53 in the Istanbul Division) | |||
| Not a Political Map Branch | ||||
| 25 | Can you see the familiar continents? | Yes: map of the Earth | Yes: map of the Earth (Go to 26) | |
| No: not a map of the Earth | No: not a map of the Earth (Go to 32) | |||
| Topographical Map / Satellite Image Subbranch | ||||
| 26 | This sounds like a physical map or satellite photo. | Map of the Earth | Yes, that's it: topographical map or satellite image of the Earth | Yes, that's it: topographical map or satellite image of the Earth (Go to 27) |
| 27 | Is Lake Chad missing? | Topographical map or satellite image of the Earth | No: 1970s- | No: 1970s- (Go to 28) |
| Yes: 1970s+ | Yes: 1970s+ (Go to 31) | |||
| 28 | How far east do the American prairies reach? | 1970s- | Indiana: Before 1830 | Indiana: Before 1830 (Stop) |
| The Mississippi: 1830–1880s | The Mississippi: 1830–80s (Stop) | |||
| Nebraska: 1860s–1910s | Nebraska: 1860s–1910s (Go to 29) | |||
| What prairies?: 1920s+ | What prairies?: 1920s–1970s (Go to 30) | |||
| 29 | Is there a big lake in the middle of Southern California? (created by mistake) | 1860s–1910s | No: before 1905 | No: 1860s–1900s (Stop) |
| Yes: 1905+ | Yes: 1910s (Stop) | |||
| 30 | Is there a big lake in the middle of Ghana? (created on purpose) | 1920s–1970s | No: before 1960s | No: 1920s–50s (Stop) |
| Yes: 1960s+ | Yes: 1960s–70s (Stop) | |||
| 31 | Is the Aral Sea missing? | 1970s+ | No: 1990s- | No: 1970s-90s (Stop) |
| Yes: 2000s+ | Yes: 2000s+ (Stop) | |||
| Topograpical Map / Satellite Image Subbranch ends | ||||
| Fictional Map / Non-Map Subbranch | ||||
| 32 | Rivers "Sirion" or "Anduin"? | Not a map of the Earth | Yes: map of Middle-earth | Yes: map of Middle-earth (Go to 33) |
| No: inconclusive | No: not a map of the Earth (Go to 37) | |||
| Middle-earth Subbranch | ||||
| 33 | Mordor? | Map of Middle-earth | No: S.A. c. 1000- | No: S.A. c. 1000- (Go to 34) |
| Yes: S.A. c. 1000+ | Yes: S.A. c. 1000+ (Go to 35) | |||
| 34 | Beleriand? | S.A. c. 1000- | Yes: Y.S. 583 First Age- | Yes: Y.S. 583 First Age- (stated in comic as First Age) (Stop) |
| No: Y.S. 583 First Age+ | No: Y.S. 583 First Age–S.A. c. 1000 (stated in comic as early Second Age) (Stop) | |||
| 35 | Númenor? | S.A. c. 1000+ | Yes: S.A. 1–3319 | Yes: S.A. c. 1000–3319 (stated in comic as late Second Age) (Stop) |
| No: First Age- or S.A. 3319+ | No: S.A. 3319+ (Go to 36) | |||
| 36 | The forest east of the Misty Mountains is... | S.A. 3319+ | Greenwood the Great: c. V.Y. 4620–T.A. 1050 | Greenwood the Great: S.A. 3319–T.A. 1050 (stated in comic as early Third Age) (Stop) |
| Mirkwood: T.A. 1050–3019–03–28 | Mirkwood: T.A. 1050–3019–03–28 (stated in comic as Late Third Age) (Stop) | |||
| The Wood of Greenleaves: T.A. 3019–03–28+ | The Wood of Greenleaves: T.A. 3019–03–28+ (stated in comic as Fourth Age) (Stop) | |||
| Middle-earth Subbranch ends | ||||
| 37 | Cair Paravel? | Not a map of the Earth | Yes: map of Narnia | Yes: map of Narnia (Go to 38) |
| No: inconclusive | No: not a map of the Earth (Go to 42) | |||
| Narnia Subbranch | ||||
| Note: This series contains seven books, whose original publication order does not match their chronological order. Specifically, The Magician's Nephew is earlier than The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe', and The Horse and His Boy is between The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe and Prince Caspian. Questions in this subbranch concern whether the place referenced can be found in the map contained in each book, not in which books' time the place exists. Therefore, places that exist in a book published later but is chronologically earlier than another book will not appear in the latter book, even if canonically they still exist in its time. Here are the seven books in their original publication order, which they will be referred to as. | ||||
| 1. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe | ||||
| 2. Prince Caspian | ||||
| 3. The Voyage of the Dawn Treader | ||||
| 4. The Silver Chair | ||||
| 5. The Horse and His Boy | ||||
| 6. The Magician's Nephew | ||||
| 7. The Last Battle | ||||
| 38 | Calormen? | Map of Narnia | No: 3- | No: 3- (Go to 39) |
| Yes: 4+ | Yes: 4+ (Go to 41) | |||
| 39 | Lotta islands? | 3- | No: not 3 | No: 2- (Go to 40) |
| Yes: 3 | Yes: 3 (Stop) | |||
| 40 | Beruna | 2- | Ford: 1 | Ford: 1 (Stop) |
| Bridge: 2 | Bridge: 2 (Stop) | |||
| 41 | Weird recursive heaven? | 4+ | No: 6- | No: 4–6 (stated in comic as one of the random later books) (Stop) |
| Yes: 7 | Yes: 7 (Stop) | |||
| Narnia Subbranch ends | ||||
| 42 | Mossflower? | Not a map of the Earth | Yes: Redwall | Yes: Redwall (Stop) |
| No: inconclusive | No: not a map of the Earth (Go to 43) | |||
| 43 | Is the world on the back of a turtle? | Not a map of the Earth | Yes: Discworld | Yes: Discworld (Stop) |
| No: inconclusive | No: not a map of the Earth (Go to 44) | |||
| 44 | Are you sure this is a map? | Not a map of the Earth | Yes: a map for sure, just not of the Earth | Yes: a map for sure, just not of the Earth (Go to 45) |
| No: not a map | No: not a map (Go to 47) | |||
| 45 | Did you make it yourself? | A map for sure, just not of the Earth | Yes: a homemade map | Yes: a homemade map (Go to 46) |
| 46 | It's very nice. | A homemade map | Thank you!: something "very nice" | Thank you!: a "very nice" homemade map (Stop) |
| Not a Map Subbranch | ||||
| 47 | Is it trying to bite you? | Not a map | No: doesn't bite | No: doesn't bite and not a map (Go to 48) |
| Yes: bites | Yes: bites (Go to 49) | |||
| 48 | Is it larger than a breadbox? | Doesn't bite and not a map | Yes: larger than a breadbox | Yes: larger than a breadbox, doesn't bite, and not a map (comic guesses a tuba) (Stop) |
| No: smaller than a breadbox | No: smaller than a breadbox, doesn't bite, and not a map (comic guesses a stapler) (Stop) | |||
| About the same: about the same size as a breadbox | About the same: about the same size as a breadbox, doesn't bite, and not a map (comic guesses a breadbox) (Stop) | |||
| 49 | If you let it go, what does it do? | Bites | Hisses and runs away: hisses and runs away if let go | Hisses and runs away: bites, and hisses and runs away if let go (comic guesses a cat) (Stop) |
| Screeches and flaps around the room breaking things: screeches and flaps around the room breaking things if let go | Screeches and flaps around the room breaking things: bites, and screeches and flaps around the room breaking things if let go (comic guesses a seagull) (Stop (however, see 50)) | |||
| 50 | Does the screeching chill your blood and herald death? | Bites, and screeches and flaps around the room breaking things if let go | Yes: Screeching chills your blood and heralds death | Yes: bites; screeches and flaps around the room breaking things if let go; screeching chills your blood and heralds death (title text guesses a banshee) (Stop) |
| No: Screeching does not chill your blood and herald death; or does not screech | No: bites; screeches and flaps around the room breaking things if let go; screeching does not chill your blood and herald death (title text guesses a seagull) (Stop) | |||
| Istanbul Division | ||||
| 51 | Does the Soviet Union exist? | 1928+ | Yes: 1928–1991 | Yes: 1928–1991 (Go to 52) |
| No: 1991+ | No: 1991+ (Go to 69) | |||
| West Africa branch | ||||
| 52 | Is most of West Africa a giant French blob? | 1928–1991 | Yes: 1928–1960 | Yes: 1928–1960 (Go to 53) |
| No: 1960–1991 | No: 1960–1991 (Go to 60) | |||
| 53 | Pakistan? | 1928–1960 | No: 1928–1947 | No: 1928–1947 (Go to 54) |
| Yes: 1947–1960 | Yes: 1948–1960 (Go to 56) | |||
| 54 | How many Germanys are there? | 1928–1947 | One: 1928–1940 | One: 1928–1940 (Go to 55) |
| One, but it's huge: 1941–1945 | One, but it's huge: 1941–1945 (Stop) | |||
| Two: 1946–1947 | Two: 1946–1947 (Stop) | |||
| 55 | Persia or Iran? | 1928–1940 | Persia: 1930–1934 | Persia: 1930–1934 (Stop) |
| Iran: 1935–1940 | Iran: 1935–1940 (Stop) | |||
| 56 | Cambodia? | 1948–1960 | No: 1948–1953 | No: 1948–1953 (Go to 57) |
| Yes: 1953–1960 | Yes: 1953–1960 (Go to 59) | |||
| 57 | Eritrea is a part of... | 1947–1953 | Italy: 1948–1952 | Italy: 1948–1952 (Go to 58) |
| Ethiopia: 1952–1953 | Ethiopia: 1952–1953 (Stop) | |||
| 58 | Canada is... | 1947–1952 | Missing a piece: 1948 | Missing a piece: 1948 (Stop) |
| Fine: 1949–1952 | Fine: 1949–1952 (Go to 63) | |||
| 59 | The United Arab Republic? | 1953–1960 | No: 1953–1958 | No: 1953–58 (stated in comic as 1954–57 – a discrepancy) (Stop) |
| Yes: 1958–1960 | Yes: 1958–60 (Stop) | |||
| 60 | How many Vietnams are there? | 1960–1991 | Two: 1960–1975 | Two: 1960–1975 (Go to 61) |
| One: 1975–1991 | One: 1975–1991 (Go to 64) | |||
| 61 | Bangladesh? | 1960–1975 | No: 1960–1972 | No: 1960–1972 (Go to 62) |
| Yes: 1972–1975 | Yes: 1972–1975 (Stop) | |||
| 62 | Is the area south of Lake Victoria... | 1960–1972 | British: 1960–1961 | British: 1960 (Stop) |
| Tanganyika: 1961–1964 | Tanganyika: 1961–1964 (Stop) | |||
| Tanzania: 1965–1971 | Tanzania: 1965–1972 (stated in comic as 1964–1971 – a discrepancy) (Stop) | |||
| 63 | The town on I-25 between Albuquerque and El Paso is... | 1949–1952 | Hot Springs: 1916–49 | Hot Springs: 1948–49 (Stop) |
| Truth or Consequences: 1950+ | Truth or Consequences: 1950–52 (Stop) | |||
| 64 | Jimmy Carter is... | 1975–1991 | Being attacked by a giant swimming rabbit: April 20, 1979 | Being attacked by a giant swimming rabbit: April 20, 1979 (Stop) |
| Fine: 1975–1991 | Fine: 1975–1991 (Go to 65) | |||
| 65 | The Sinai is part of what country? | 1975–1991 | Israel: 1976–1979 | Israel: 1976–1979 (missing 1975?) (Stop) |
| Mostly Israel: 1980 | Mostly Israel: 1980 (Stop) | |||
| Mostly Egypt: 1981 | Mostly Egypt: 1981 (Stop) | |||
| Egypt: 1982–1991 | Egypt: 1982–1991 (Go to 66) | |||
| 66 | What's the capital of Micronesia? | 1982–1991 | Kolonia: 1982–1988 | Kolonia: 1982–1988 (Go to 67) |
| Palikir: 1989–1991 | Palikir: 1989–1991 (Go to 68) | |||
| 67 | Republic of the Upper Volta or Burkina Faso? | 1982–1988 | Upper Volta: 1982–1984 | Upper Volta: 1982–1984 (Stop) |
| Burkina Faso: 1985–1988 | Burkina Faso: 1985–1988 (Stop) | |||
| 68 | (Number of Yemens) + (Number of Germanys) = ? | 1989–1991 | Four: 1989–early 1990 | Four: 1989–early 1990 (Stop) |
| Three: mid-1990 | Three: mid-1990 (Stop) | |||
| Two: late 1990–1991 | Two: late 1990–1991 (Stop) | |||
| Post-Soviet branch | ||||
| 69 | Zaire? or: "Hong Kong (UK)" | 1991+ | Yes: 1992–1996 | Yes: 1992–1996 (Stop) |
| No: 1996+ | No: 1996+ (Go to 70) | |||
| 70 | Serbia and Montenegro are... | 1996+ | One country: 1996–2006 | One country: 1996–2006 (Go to 71) |
| Two countries: 2007+ | Two countries: 2007+ (Go to 72) | |||
| 71 | East Timor? | 1996–2006 | No: 1997–2001 | No: 1997–2001 (Stop) |
| Yes: 2002–2006 | Yes: 2002–2006 (Stop) | |||
| 72 | How many Sudans are there? | 2006+ | One: 2007–2011 | One: 2007–2011 (Stop) |
| Two: 2011+ | Two: 2011+ (Go to 73) | |||
| 73 | Is Crimea disputed? | 2011+ | Yes: 2014+ | Yes: 2014+ (Go to 74) |
| No: 2012–2013 | No: 2012–2013 (Stop) | |||
| 74 | "Colorado" or "Danger—Radioactive Exclusion Zone—Avoid"? | 2014+ | Colorado: 2014–2021 | Colorado: 2014–2021 (Stop) |
| Danger: 2022+ | Danger: 2022+ (Go to 75) | |||
| 75 | Does the warning mention the spiders? | 2022+ | No: 2022 | No: 2022 (Stop) |
| Yes: 2023 or later | Yes: 2023 or later (Stop) | |||
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Alex says
It’s cool but Crimea is not ‘disputed’ in any normal map. It was and is a part of Ukraine.