
Here’s what it says:
- Santa Claus – Alaska
- Acidrania (A Subsidiary of USA Corp.) – Canada
- Ecotopia (Backpackers, Environmental Freaks and Quiche Eaters) – Pacific North West
- California – Reagan’s Home State
- Homos – San Francisco
- USA
- Republicans and Other Real Americans – Middle America
- Democrats and Welfare Bums – Northeast
- White House
- Kings Row – 1942 Ronald Regan Film
- Las Vegas
- Hollywood – Reagan was president of the Screen Actors Guild
- Illegal Aliens – Mexico
- Palestinian Homeland (Proposed) – Not sure about this plan in Pacific
- Contra Country – Nicaragua
- Our Canal – Refence to the Panama Canal (which has become an issue again in 2025)
- Drug Pushers – Stereotype of South America at this time due to rising cocaine imports into America from South America during the 1980s
- Cuba (Theirs?) – Referring it to being communist
- Grenada (Ours?) – Refence to the United States invasion of Grenada
- Iceland (Not a Summit?) – Refence to The Reykjavík Summit between Reagan and Gorbachev
- Thatcher Land (Reaganomics Prototype) – UK
- Socialists and Pacifist Wimps – Europe
- Libyan Terrorists – Reference to Muammar Gaddafi
- Cuban Mercenaries – Reference to the Cuban intervention in Angola
- White Folks – Reference to Apartheid South Africa.
- Beirut – Reference to the Marine Barracks Bombing
- Israel – Shown larger than in real life due to US support for it
- Our Oil – Refence to close relationship between the gulf states and the US
- Muslim Maniacs – refence to Iran
- Our Arms Shipments – Reference to the Iran-Contra affair
- Their Missiles / Our Missiles (pointing toward Europe/USSR)
- Injuns (over India) – Reference to how some Americans called Native Americans
- USSR (The Evil Empire)
- Good Commies (And Great Chow Mein) – Communist countries not aligned with the USSR
- Our China – Taiwan
- Japan Inc. – Reference to the Japanese Economic Miracle
- Kangaroos – Australia
- No Nukes – Reference to the New Zealand nuclear-free zone
Compass Rose/Globe in lower middle:
- North (Rich)
- West (Us)
- East (Them)
- South (Poor)
For similar maps see:
- European Food According to Italians
- European Food According To The Greeks
- The Many Disgusting Dishes & Culinary Horrors of Europe
- 20 Ways To Divide Europe By Stereotype
- Europe According to the Vikings in 1000 AD
You can read more about the map or even buy it at Geographicus Rare Antique Maps.








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