Cheeky Drive Time To Nando's Map Of The UK

Map created by Helen McKenzieThe map above shows how long it takes to drive to the nearest Nando’s in the UK. And like most maps like this, it’s more or less just a population density map of the UK.

The map was made by Helen McKenzie who has her own website here and has an online shop here.

Now if you aren’t from the UK, what is Nando’s?

Nando’s is a popular fast-casual restaurant chain originating in South Africa and is known for its Portuguese-African-inspired flame-grilled chicken, seasoned primarily with peri-peri sauce.

This spicy, tangy sauce is made from African bird’s eye chili peppers, garlic, lemon, and herbs, giving Nando’s chicken its distinctive taste and heat.

Diners typically choose their spice level: ranging from mild to extra-hot (just like the chilli used in the map above) customizing their meal according to their tolerance or preference.

Common menu items include:

Flame-grilled peri-peri chicken (half, quarter, or whole chickens)
Chicken burgers (sandwiches)
Wraps, salads, and sides like peri-peri fries (fries seasoned with peri-peri spice), rice, coleslaw, grilled corn, and spicy peas.

The chain is notable for its laid-back atmosphere and eclectic decor with African and Portuguese influences, and a reputation for being a relaxed spot popular with young people and groups of friends.

What does “Cheeky Nando’s” mean?

The phrase “Cheeky Nando’s” is a distinctly British slang expression referring to casually heading to Nando’s, often spontaneously, usually with friends.

The term “cheeky” here implies something mildly indulgent, playful, or mischievous, like doing something fun or satisfying on a whim.

In American terms, it’s somewhat similar to saying “Let’s grab a quick bite” or “a casual hangout,” but with a playful twist and specifically tied to Nando’s.

For example, a typical use of the phrase:

“Fancy a cheeky Nando’s tonight?”

Translates roughly to American English as:

“Hey, wanna grab a casual meal at Nando’s tonight?”

Overall, a “cheeky Nando’s” is essentially a relaxed, informal, and spontaneous gathering with friends, enjoying casual, flavourful food in a laid-back environment.