All I did was type in the name of a neighborhood and put the key words that were in the UD [Urban Dictionary] entry.
As a disclaimer, the words and terms used in this map are not mine, they come courtesy of the original authors of UD’s entries.
Here are just some of the entries:
Large Labels Across/Around the Island
- Extremely Polluted Shithole of a Bay
- BORING (near central Nassau)
- More Trees
- Sharks, Tsunamis and Bermuda Triangles
- chiller than the Hamptons
- way the f*ck out there
- We basically are the city
- World’s Longest Parking Lot
- Mall / More Malls / Chain restaurants
- More Diners / 7-Eleven Coffee / Diner name tags
- Pretend we’re from NYC
- Boring old people / Crappy beaches / Stuck in the 90s
- Meth labs / Corrupt cops
- Out East farmland / Wineries / Pretend to be fancy
- Better than the Hamptons / Where the wealthy folks at
- We love Billy Joel
- Accent / We say cawfee / We say tawk
- We have farmland
- We are a giant sandbar
- Overpriced houses / Housing bubble
- Property taxes are insane
- We have big yards / We can’t parallel park
- Drive into the city, it’s too far
- No nightlife
- Stuck up bitches
- Fake tans / More guidos
- Everyone is from somewhere else
- We can’t drive in the city
- We basically worship Billy Joel
Which one do think is the most accurate and/or funniest?
David R Stear says
You forgot about the Shinnicock and Poospatuck Indians (Native Americans) in Southhampton. The rich bitches bastards want them to sell out their reservations perhaps partly because they somehow can’t abide the poverty stricken Indians in their midst. More power to the Native Americans and I hope it bothers the hell out of the rich bitches and bastards.