
Not a real place(west) – Too isolated to be remembered
Not a real place(east) – Not isolated but kinda insignificant for being closer to important states
Big ass Jungle – Amazon Jungle
Used to be big ass jungle – Deforested Amazon
Your food comes from here – Region with large agricultural production.
All the money – Richest state(São Paulo)
Russia – Brazilian Florida, where crazy stuff happens
White than Denmark – Region which received the most of the European immigration on late XIX and early XX centuries
What you think Brazil is – Rio de Janeiro state, basically all the culture foreigners know as Brazilian is in fact more a Rio de Janeiro culture than Brazilian in general.
Grandma’s House – Minas Gerais state, known for having friendly people and a rich cuisine, when you visit a mineiro person’s house he/she will probably stuff you with food
Modern Day Feudalism – Maranhão state is known for being controlled by the Sarney family
Flooded Desert – Lençóis Maranhenses
Ugh – The capital Brasilia with all the congressmen
The others are self-explanatory
Also see:
- Ethnic Map of Brazil By Municipality
- 5 Areas of Brazil With The Same Population
- Brasilia, Has Direct Flights To All Brazilian State Capitals
- Brazilian Diaspora & Immigrants By Country
Are you Brazilian , what do you think of the map?








Y.D. Robinson says
I would put Parana state (depicted here as “Russia”) in the category of “whiter than Denmark” instead, just like the two southernmost Brazilian states to Parana’s south.
And Parana certainly *isn’t* the Brazilian Florida. I would instead designate at least some of the coastal northeastern areas as such, at least in terms of warmer year-round coastal climate.
Personal disclosure: I’m not Brazilian, nor have I ever been to Brazil, but I’ve known much about that country for decades.